Wulf's Pawprints

Stalking my voice.

Friday, March 04, 2005

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSES CONSERVATIVISM.

No, no, WAIT! This is not my assesment. This has been clearly stated today on Fox News by a conservative 'Fox News contributor'. I can not help but watch my favourite comedy channel. A shocking news 'controversy' in the US is making headlines. Apparently, a teacher was videotaped screaming at children who would not stand to attention whilst the morning national anthem was played. Tempting though it is, I will refrain myself from commenting on the nationalistic fervour of this degree.
A conservative 'Faux News contributor', ie: a raving lunatic, selected from the available pool of raving lunatics by the criteria of being able not to spittle the lens of the camera whilst spouting the fiery 'balancing'. Rhetoric that any where else on the planet would earn them a label of a 'dangerous fanatic'. This balanced and read gentelman was commenting on the degeneration of discipline in schools. Naturaly, this sorry state of affairs has nothing to do with the fact that Education in the US receives 53 billion whilst (eg) defence 400 billion (ref).

Responding to the token 'liberal' comentator his words were (paraphrasing); 'In my days, the boy (refering to the student) would be beaten about the head and that would be the end of the matter.Frankly if that were to happen more often, perhaps there would be less people like you around.
The right wing remedy for the plague of liberalism encroching on the god given right to enslave those less fortunate than yourself is blows to the head.

By redirecting just a small proportion of the education budget to the purchase of adjustment clubs, we will expunge this plague of liberalism from our society. A regular clubbing sessions at preschool level would contain this dangerous trend of unchecked free-thinking. It is so simple when voices in your head tell you the solution!

I know, it does sound hard to believe. What is harder to believe that this lunatic was a returning guest. Treated with respect by the other comentators. Truly, as Murdoch has said, there needs to be balance to the 'liberal' media.

Philosophical point. If one side of the argument, presents facts, does that mean that to balance the fact, one must respond with a fiction?
For to balance to affect a force designed to cause equilibrium.

I for one, welcome our new conservative overlords, having received the pre-requisite amount of blows to the head in my youth.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi there Mate,

Its Phillip Kingston here. I am trying to get your email address. I looked up Silver Fox in google and you are not there.

what is it.

regards

PK

6:06 PM  

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