BAWK! CLUCK-CLUCK! BAWK!
Cat-egory: Con-spiracy
The age old dilemma, what came first, whether the chicken or the egg has been solved. Clearly and emphatically, the chicken. The egg, a mere survival capsule for the foul fowl intent on wiping all life on earth that does not believe in the ancient religon of getting the early worm. A pattern is emerging from all signs on earth and the sky (ie:my TV set). The chicken flu, not as a poulty problem as originaly thought. Pecked to death by journalist and comentators, the seeds of a disaster are being sown. The four rooster of acocopolypso have ridden into town and set fire to the KFC outlets.
The government is clearly panicking. The so called anti-terrorist exercises are secret, equipment hidden away from the beady eyes of the media. Clearly the sight of rows of weasel and fox cages would unsettle the public. Our crack teams of commando trained weasels are our last best hope to stop the terrorista fowls.
The anti-terror laws draft a mere distraction. A government called 'Mean and tricky' by the opposition, introduced a draft law, whereupon suspect terrorist would be beheaded on the streets, a mere suspicion of having the notion of an anti-government idea would result in being plucked off the street and looking as if you were about to squat would have you be turned to stock. Naturally, such new anti-chicken... er-terror laws were though to be anti-humanitarian (squint). After opposition to the fowl laws from the chicken-soup lobby and the society for the preservation of traditional english breakfast, the laws were plucked from the most onerous provisions. In the new version, as long as you keep your claws and your beak clean you have nothing to fear!
I feel it is incumbent upon me to stand on the egg crate, pluck up the courage and crow at the top of my lungs. The foul fowl of the apocalypse are coming!
The age old dilemma, what came first, whether the chicken or the egg has been solved. Clearly and emphatically, the chicken. The egg, a mere survival capsule for the foul fowl intent on wiping all life on earth that does not believe in the ancient religon of getting the early worm. A pattern is emerging from all signs on earth and the sky (ie:my TV set). The chicken flu, not as a poulty problem as originaly thought. Pecked to death by journalist and comentators, the seeds of a disaster are being sown. The four rooster of acocopolypso have ridden into town and set fire to the KFC outlets.
The government is clearly panicking. The so called anti-terrorist exercises are secret, equipment hidden away from the beady eyes of the media. Clearly the sight of rows of weasel and fox cages would unsettle the public. Our crack teams of commando trained weasels are our last best hope to stop the terrorista fowls.
The anti-terror laws draft a mere distraction. A government called 'Mean and tricky' by the opposition, introduced a draft law, whereupon suspect terrorist would be beheaded on the streets, a mere suspicion of having the notion of an anti-government idea would result in being plucked off the street and looking as if you were about to squat would have you be turned to stock. Naturally, such new anti-chicken... er-terror laws were though to be anti-humanitarian (squint). After opposition to the fowl laws from the chicken-soup lobby and the society for the preservation of traditional english breakfast, the laws were plucked from the most onerous provisions. In the new version, as long as you keep your claws and your beak clean you have nothing to fear!
I feel it is incumbent upon me to stand on the egg crate, pluck up the courage and crow at the top of my lungs. The foul fowl of the apocalypse are coming!
posted by Wulfy | 5:23 AM
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